Was out with a couple of friends and this happened:
Friend 1: I want to learn the Salsa.
Friend 2: Hey – I’ll teach you – I know how to dance the Salsa, Merengue and Swing.
Friend 1: No you don’t. You get drunk after six tequilas and you think you know how to dance.
I am christening this the “Six Tequila Swing”.
I think all of us know how to dance this one.