Here are three short parables that show the wit and wisdom of Abu Falafel, the most wise and holy man that ever lived in Egpyt. Panties may or may not have been mentioned in some stories.
If you saw puppies for adoption at the Flea market, what would you say?
A couple of weeks ago, a friend was getting interviewed for a TV show, so the TV crew shot me and the usual suspects playing poker at his place. The girl directing the shoot (or the cameramen) did not know anything about Poker and they asked us just to play normally and they’d shoot what […]
Crime doesn’t pay…as well as politics.
Buy them tickets for a Russell Peters show…in the front row…tell them that the show starts at 7:30PM ,when it actually starts at 6:30PM…and that they’re required to wear a sombrero to the show.
Here’s the new theme song for the Bunny Ranch: Where everybody knows you name. And they’re always glad you came.
Was out with a couple of friends and this happened: Friend 1: I want to learn the Salsa. Friend 2: Hey – I’ll teach you – I know how to dance the Salsa, Merengue and Swing. Friend 1: No you don’t. You get drunk after six tequilas and you think you know how to dance. […]
When I met him in his office – he was hard at work. Thank God that his secretary was around to take care of it.
This actually happened to me. I kid you not. I had signed up for Vodafone’s (then Hutch) Phone Backup Service in India about a year ago. A few months ago, I got a new phone which did not support Vodafone’s Phone Backup software, and so, I called up Vodafone to cancel this service. And here’s […]
…Door-to-door used condom salesman. Business is slow.